wow is the only word i can use to describe my sunday night. hot party in weho & killed two bottles in a limo, poor ronnie lost his phone lol

WARNING There is an alcohol check point on Paradise tonight. Word is it's close to Flamingo, drive safe not stupid.

Foam party tonight boys! Bring your swimsuits!

Omfg!!!! It's like the nicest day ever! Go outside now and enjoy ;)

The answer to over population = be gay :P

Macgruber is awful, 5 mins of funny. However you see Ryan philipe's ass but on for 2 seconds.

MSG me or tweet me for a FREE TABLE 2nite @kravelasvegas Meat Market Mondays!

I'm so glad I'm not dumb enough to put a football team on my license plate. The matching team logo on back window, icing on the cake!

RSVP for Idol Fridays with Danny Noriega <3! http://ping.fm/r912V

The movie has begun! Annoying
People to @kravekelly's need to stfu!

Me and @KraveKelly will be tweeting are thoughts on the movie! Stay tuned!

In the movies, about to watch Iron Man 2!

Can't believe I met Ellen! She rocks a mean Porsche and so does Samantha Ronson, guess it's a lesbian thing!

At abbey with perla hudson and DJ Samantha Ronson! Having an amazing time and poppin bottles!

Love LA! So all the boys at abbey are in trouble tonight!

omg! I remember nothing from last night and my head is spinning. I think carrot top gave me date rape!

Holy snizzit! Carrot Top came to my gay prom @kravelasvegas!

Really fuck u, don't text me back and if del guy oh fo sho again I'm woopin ass tonight!

What's new pussycat wooo ohhh! Writting newsletter, meetings then maybe a cocktail!

Don't miss my night @kravelasvegas! Toni Braxton CD release, giveaways and Stiletto Salon will be giving out free products!

I need a hair cut, blow job, massage and a cocktail. Where is that salon?

What a ruff week! Never worked so hard in my life! Well I guess drinking and entertaining isn't hard but I do it better than anyone :P